Download E-books Love...From Both Sides (The Love... Series) PDF

By Nick Spalding

Dating isn’t effortless nowadays. simply ask hapless singletons Jamie Newman and Laura McIntyre, thirtyish Brits who're attempting to stay optimistic within the face of all the awkwardness, chaos, and humiliation that pave the line to discovering love. Jamie, who’s nonetheless licking his wounds after his fiancée deserted him, will attempt absolutely anything to discover the lady of his goals: from disastrous blind dates to the world’s worst speed-dating occasion. Laura, who's getting a bit fearful with the large 3-0 looming, attempts to place her awful-but-sexy ex in her rear view and flow on, whether it ability blind dates with spandex-clad bikers and drunken first-date hand jobs. while Jamie and Laura eventually meet one another, love starts off to blossom—but throw in a few undesirable fajitas, obnoxious mom and dad, and exes popping out of the woodwork, and issues get advanced speedy. A hilarious, relatable romp in the course of the travails of recent love, this ebook will make you snigger till you cry.

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Download E-books Scrum Bums: A Get Fuzzy Collection PDF

By Darby Conley

Bucky, Satchel, and Rob are again for extra insanity and mayhem in Scrum Bums. And the area could not be happier! Darby Conley's prior titles comprise New York Times best-sellers.Bucky Katt is a slightly obstinate Siamese who regularly battles his "owner" Rob for keep watch over in their domestic. Satchel Pooch, the Labrador-Shar-pei combine who is candy and adorable, makes a pleasant lackey for Bucky. Bucky is familiar with he is smarter than all people else; it is only a subject of convincing the remainder of the realm. Satchel constantly attempts to do the perfect factor yet quite often finally ends up the brunt of Bucky's antics. Rob Wilco is a bachelor attempting to regain loved ones domesticity. jointly, this probably normal threesome will get into a few less-than-typical yet hilarious occasions. there is by no means a lifeless second on the Wilco residence.
Get Fuzzy, featured in over 500 newspapers world wide, is likely one of the so much hugely lauded cartoons within the state. The nationwide Cartoonists Society named it most sensible sketch of 2002. Its sidesplitting humor and hilariously illustrated facial nuances attract animal fanatics all over. Bucky and Satchel's phrases and expressions are what all of us photo our cherished pets announcing and doing.

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Download E-books Now in Paperback! PDF

By Jim Mullen

Jim Mullen has been writing "The Village Idiot," a weekly column syndicated in six hundred newspapers round the state for the prior ten years. "Now in Paperback!" is a particular choice of these columns together with fan favorites, "The First Thanksgiving kin Feud" and his tackle the James Bond fable in "Learner's let to Kill." Mr. Mullen's e-book "It Takes A Village Idiot" used to be the runner-up for the 2001 Thurber Prize for American Humor and his spoof of child reminiscence books, "Baby's First Tattoo," is in its fifteenth printing.

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Download E-books Mark Twain's Helpful Hints for Good Living: A Handbook for the Damned Human Race PDF

By Mark Twain

Irreverent, fascinating, eminently quotable, this handbook—an eccentric etiquette consultant for the human race—contains sixty-nine aphorisms, anecdotes, whimsical feedback, maxims, and cautionary stories from Mark Twain's inner most and released writings. It dispenses suggestion and reflections on kin existence and public manners; reviews on subject matters comparable to costume, health and wellbeing, foodstuff, and childrearing and protection; and extra really good advice, resembling these for facing demanding salesmen and burglars. Culled from Twain's own letters, autobiographical writings, speeches, novels, and sketches, those items are delightfully clean, witty, startlingly appropriate, and bursting with Twain's attribute ebullience for all times. in addition they remind us precisely how Mark Twain got here to be the main unique and famous American literary voice on the earth. those texts, a few of them new or out of print for many years, were chosen and meticulously ready via the editors on the Mark Twain Project.

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Download E-books The World's Greatest Book of Useless Information: If You Thought You Knew All the Things You Didn't Need to Know--Think Again PDF

By Noel Botham

From the creators of the number one long island instances bestseller The ebook of lifeless Information—a selection of even better insignificance.

extra dead than ever ahead of! provoke know-it-all buddies with this all-new hodgepodge of frivolous proof and foolish facts that nobody particularly must recognize. yet in truth, how cool is it to determine that...

there's a position in Maryland referred to as Monkey's Eyebrow
Giving yellow flora is an indication of undesirable good fortune in Russia
One forehead wrinkle is the results of 200,000 frowns
Paper should be made up of asparagus

this can be the booklet that might additionally inform you...

The that means of 'mageirocophobia'
the place it's unlawful to kill a butterfly
Huckleberry Finn's therapy for warts
What physically fluid the Romans used as a hair treatment

and lots more and plenty, even more!

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Download E-books Stuff Hipsters Hate: A Field Guide to the Passionate Opinions of the Indifferent PDF

By Brenna Ehrlich, Andrea Bartz


"Depressingly astute."

--The New Yorker

"Wickedly funny."

--The Frisky

From the dive bars of Brooklyn's Williamsburg to the soiled alleys of San Francisco's venture, the city hipster has redefined American cool with a sighing disdain for every thing mainstream. Hipsters are simply pointed out by means of their tired sneakers, fixies and PBR tallboys, yet earlier not anyone had investigated past the hipster glance to the much more hilarious hipster psyche. With in my view researched articles, revealing illustrations and necessary charts and graphs, Stuff Hipsters Hate exposes the bottomless good of impassioned scorn that motivates the ever-apathetic hipster, including:


♦buying you a drink


♦texting again in a well timed fashion


♦high heels


♦being requested approximately their tattoos

WORK AND lifestyles HATES

♦full-time jobs

♦knowing their financial institution balance


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Download E-books Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit (Jeeves, Book 11) PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

Fanatics of P. G. Wodehouse's comedian genius are legion, and their devotion to his masterful command of the hilarity borders on an obsession.

In Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit, Bertie is in it as much as his neck whilst a superbly risk free stopover at to Aunt Dahlia at Brinkley courtroom unearths him engaged and beleaguered on each side, and simply Jeeves can retailer the day.

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Download E-books The Stainless Steel Rat Joins The Circus PDF

By Harry Harrison

Slippery Jim DiGriz. The galaxy's maximum thief and con artist: the chrome steel Rat. For novel upon novel, Jim DiGriz has outfoxed the forces of conventionality, slicing a classy swathe via dozens of superstar platforms.

Now, Slippery Jim and his appealing spouse Angelina locate themselves becalmed on a painfully uninteresting backwater planet, with not anything to do yet perform their abilities at machine crime.

Then they meet a billionaire who claims to be 40,000 years old--who bargains them thousands of credit to enquire a string of unsolved interstellar financial institution robberies. Robberies which, it seems, regularly occur whilst the circus is within reach. . . .

In a feeling, the chrome steel Rat has continuously been a high-wire performer. Now, as he infiltrates the area of the galactic tremendous most sensible, he takes the position to extremes . . . and drawing the eye of extra harmful ringmasters and strongmen than he ever anticipated.

Will this be his ultimate convey? Has Slippery Jim ultimately leapt for his final trapeze? Naaah.

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Download E-books Off to Be the Wizard (Magic 2.0) PDF

By Scott Meyer

An io9 Can’t omit technological know-how Fiction and fable identify in March 2014.

Martin Banks is simply a standard man who has made an irregular discovery: he can control truth, due to fact being not anything greater than a working laptop or computer application. With each use of this skill, notwithstanding, Martin unearths his little “tweaks” haven't escaped discover. instead of face prosecution, he makes a decision as an alternative to commute again in time to the center a long time and pose as a wizard.

What might be able to cross wrong?

An American hacker in King Arthur’s courtroom, Martin needs to now teach to develop into a full-fledged grasp of his powers, detect the reality at the back of the traditional wizard Merlin…and now not, y’know, die or anything.

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